Aku merapu kisah lawak dongeng

Aku ada banyak cerita nak cerita. tapi mengantuk gila right now. samaada nak tido dulu atau bercerita.
Ini cuma cerita dongeng lama. Korang mungkin dah pernah dengar..tapi aku nak ulang balik dengan cukup ringkas ya sebab mengantuk.

sebab ini cerita dongeng aku memulakan cerita aku dengan ''Once upon a time, there was a tree cutter (penebang pokok). He was a very hardworking and sincere person.
One day, he was on his way back home from the woods (hutan). To reach his home, he need to cross a bridge. (malas dah aku nak pikir ayat BI nih, switch la ye, ngantuk dah). So, masa dia cross the bridge, his axe fell into the river. Dia tergamam, melihat kapak dia jatuh. pastu, appear la Dewa dari dalam sungai itu bertanya apa yang jatuh kat dalam sungai tu. Pastu (banyak guna pastu ye), tree cutter ni pun cakap la yang kapak dia jatuh dalam sungai.
The God dived into the river and came out with the gold axe. '' is this your axe?'' he asked the tree cutter.
the tree cutter was an honest man, he said ''no, it is not my axe, my axe is an iron axe''
the God jumped again into the river. after a while, He came out with silver axe. '' is this your axe?'' he asked the tree cutter.
the tree cutter was an sincere man, he replied ''no, it is not my axe, my axe is an iron axe''.
Again, the God went back into the water. After a few seconds He came back to the tree cutter with an iron axe '' is this your axe?'' he asked the tree cutter.
the tree cutter was an unselfish man, he said yes for the iron axe. The God then said 'you are an honest man, here is the reward for your sincerity''. God gave him the gold and silver axes.

After a few months, the tree cutter went for a walk with his wife, while walking on the same bridge, his wife fell into the river. The tree cutter was so shock and speechless to see his wife fell in the river. Then, the God came out, asking what happened. He told the god that his wife fell into the river. the god dived in and came out with Angelina Jolie(someone beautiful).
The God asked him '' is she your wife?''
The man took a long time before he answered ''yes she is my wife''
The God was angry at him ''You such a liar! She is not your wife', i will not give your wife back'.
The god, was about to dive when the tree cutter asked him to listen his reason.
"I said yes because if I say no, you will come out with somebody else prettier than this lady, before you give me my wife, then you will reward me with all the ladies. I dont want to have more than 1 wife, so i must say yes, so then you will only give me that lady.''
Then the God, gave him Angelina Jolie as his wife.

moral of the story: don't be greedy, tengok tree cutter ni siap dapat Angelina Jolie lagi wat bini.
do not lie- menipu itu merugikan, Allah marah dan orang tak suka. Tapi berdasarkan cerita ni, boleh buat 'white lie'(mengaku yg Angelina tu bini dia).

p/s:Maybe tak lawak but enjoy reading, hope korang suka lah ye.
It is just a joke, don't feel offended ok. Sorry to Angelina Jolie I use your name because you are beautiful. If you don't like this, I will remove your name.(like she care or has time to read my blog. hehehe.sesapa je yg ada kaitan or jadi sedara mara Angelina Jolie, jangan la hasut dia marah kat aku ye)